Let me begin the entries here with ..what?.....hmm i forgot already... i left writing long backk... about a 3 months ago.. i went on to hybernation.....Hybernation is a process where u dispose of what you made by trying so much.. all the hard work everything u did just goes into the drain.. doing nothing.. But yes I did accomplish the feat of ascending monthly bills of my ISP.. from 3k to 5k to 7 k and the latest 14 k..

Now lets come back to that later

Let me begin here with my first entry...

Guess who it will be? A new girlfriend? A sad ending to my habit? Sex?oops :)..

ok here it goes..

1. A Trip to hell....

Well well well... Finally one rainy day I decided its time I go for some adventure.. So i packed up my jamies.. and went on a quest....To Dugarwadi = A hell for me..

Now Why? here goes this sincere attempt in describing one of the most beautiful places undisovered by a foriegn man :) ..

Now This place Dugarwadi lies to about 30 kms from my place.. We had to go there on our bikes.. Now we had one bike and 2 people.. Now the roads were good.. Nothing worth mentioning other than small waterfalls springing up out of nowhere like the way mushrooms erupt from nowhere in the rainy season.Now.. We reached the part of the road. which was filled with rocks enough to rip our tyres apart now me tried to be gracious on my vehicle and took up my 110 pound body from it and thought of walking.. We parked the vehicle at a womens house.. She said with her typical hysterial voice.. if u wanna park u gotta pay me 10 bucks mac.. I Said ok.. She again scowls that.. people say yes but they come back drunk and they never give anything.. I am like No Dont worry we will pay.. We didnt have drinks :D

Well then.. We began the Decent to the Waterfall.. Now Dugarwadi.. is mosly like a natural jungle.. u find mushroom growing out of snailtops, spiders dancing around with the dew drops, and yea apparently leaches..... We walked around the mud.. naked.. i mean Feet naked.. without the shoes.. we reached a platform where we could see the waterfall falling from the skies.. yea yea right its falling from the rock and stuff but u see it was raining that day and we didnt take raincoats.. i am happy wet :) The guy with me vineeth suggested we go on our underpants and try rolling in the mud..I welcomed his appettite for being a maniac but i suggested we move on.. Now the Natures royal Fucking began now this is a process which nature puts before man all obstacles like stones and thorns and pricks and porn.. Ooops Sorry :) .. We saw fallen tries and tried to climb on them only to see our asses down on the earth wailing in pain :).... A New guy up there would be excited by the trek thing and stuff But me Now for all those who havent any knowledge of my physical appearance let me describe.. I am a baby elephant with a brain of a fox. And if i carry around me buckets i could give out enough sweat to feed out every fish in the dead sea.. I was sweating like hell.. And it was too deep and within in the jungles.. Our legs got sprained.. We had Leaches trying to suck our blood from our fat ass.. Mosquitoes.. God Mosquitoes over there are FBI trained man.. u go there they attack u like a Whip.. U have to run or u are dead.. Bees.. even rats.. But the good thing is on the way u see waterfalls .. Rocks which have been camouflouged by the rain into look like fallen warriors of the 20th century fox films..u could see mans face in some of them... We finally reached the waterfall.. Now The water was rising now it was upto my naval area.. We were two and we couldnt cross the water alone.. we waited in despair for someone but no one came.. alas we began the journey upward.. And in a nick of time we saw 2 drunkyards coming down the lane... We told them our story they said lets cross together.. Now the journey after that is good and bad.. the things worth mentioning is that we all had nasty falls and our ass became like those swelled up idlis ...... We saw the waterfall played in it and Now began the upward journey the most difficult.. i almost succummed there but.. I thought oh cmon my unborn kids will lose their father so I just went on and on and on ................

I came home that day.. Removed my wet clothes....took a bath.. had a instant tomato soup... went to sleep.... ie .. For u people to understand its the end of this entry .. :)

2. Back to eating pastes and burning hands...

Ah yes.. Now.. yesterday ... I went on a trip to somewhere which I would have never have ever.. if it werent for some typical Character called as Rahulbaba.. Now his id says nrirahul. i often wondered was that for inspiring a thought of good character on cold hearted girls lying in chat rooms (Well most of them are boys and the remaining 40% are yahoo bots ) Anyway.. We wanted to have some beer.. No I dotn drink now.. I left it long back.. we wanted to chat so we thought go to the bar and have a beer and stuff.. But it appears.. Ekadashi. Holy day in the indian calendar forced bar owners to close shutters down for that day .. so we quit the idea of beer So we thought.. lets have something as good as beer... Dosas... Now I am a south indian so i know the chemistry behind the Dosa But u see.. I been dieting since past 2 months so I thought lets have one.... and I am often the mood offender of people with my likes and dislikes.. this time.. I didnt want to make a day more shitty for this guy who is already covered with lot of shit..; we had a dosa debating on how much cheese he applies on the top for  half a Dollar Dosa.. One was named Cheese Spring Dosa and the other Hyderabadi Dosa..

Now  to be frank both tasted the same.. I really dont know why they categorize it that way .....But anyway we had that dosa.. Now.. we finished the dosa with our body adding up  320 Calories After that began the real adventure.. we went on the mary go round.. Well to be frank I thought i am too old for that.. Well Not too old too fat for that kind of adventure peircing down my body in peices.. now we sat on that thing.. the guy sitting before me started smoking up ciggerates and tried to teach me a few lessons in physics . i was obviously not intrested in none.. I was afraid that the thing will break crashing down :).. Anyway We LOVED IT .. for the first time in my life I loved something and i didnt ask for a 2nd time thing.. I often am a u know brat.. if i like something I will go for a second round.. But then i realised sometimes things are like what they are.. enjoying a trip for one time lasts around a lifetime memory but doing it 100 times will be boring soon enough :)

Well hatts off to Rahul for that Adventure.. I loved it Totally Enjoyed it man :)